Nathan Drake. Nate. Finder of lost cities, and obtainer of rare artifacts (for the right price). I'm like Indiana Jones with looser morals.
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secretagenttalbot replied to your post: I hope the “goat situation” worked out for you, Mr. Drake. Perhaps goats just don’t admire thieves much?Who said I was supposed to be dead? No, I’m quite alive, thank you for asking. How goes your pathetic life? Horrible, I hope.Nobody, it was wishful thinking.
Wait, sorry, I’m confused, which one of us has the pathetic life? Aren’t you on a commercial flight with a dog named Poochie?
It was… temporary. Any who, now that I’m off the blasted plane to do what needs to be done for Marlowe, I highly doubt your life has more meaning than mine. What are you doing right now, eating doughnuts and watching children’s shows on television?
I swear to everything that is mighty I would’ve shot that dog if it didn’t interfere too much with my plans.
I’m working, thank you. But eating donuts and watching TV still has more meaning than being Marlowe’s errand boy. Guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship, huh?
Yeah, you seem like the dog-shooting type. All heart.
Who said I was supposed to be dead? No, I’m quite alive, thank you for asking. How goes your pathetic life? Horrible, I hope.
Nobody, it was wishful thinking.
Wait, sorry, I’m confused, which one of us has the pathetic life? Aren’t you on a commercial flight with a dog named Poochie?
Oh, that’s cute. Aren’t you supposed to be dead?
OOC
Is this thing even still alive? Well, either way, I’m back, if anybody’s still around to RP.
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I believe it’s “shit magnet.” Try not to aggravate the goat, mate. It’ll just ram you or summin’.
I’m not doing anything to the stupid goat!
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Well, we haven’t found a city yet, but there’s still a lot of ground to cover. It’s kinda nice out here, anyway. Only thing that concerns me right now is that mountain goat that’s been staring at me for half an hour. Do those things bite?
It’ll only bite if you annoy it. Are you annoying the mountain goat, Nate?
No I’m not annoying it, thank you. I was just sitting.
Pretty sure it’s following us.
Well, we haven’t found a city yet, but there’s still a lot of ground to cover. It’s kinda nice out here, anyway. Only thing that concerns me right now is that mountain goat that’s been staring at me for half an hour. Do those things bite?
I must’ve packed and re-packed everything a thousand times, and I still feel like I’m forgetting something important.
You and me both, mate. But everything’s just about sorted now. Took bloody long enough, but I think we’re all set.
“I think” being the operative term, here.
You guys are like picky people. Just can’t choose quickly at all. So slow. It’s like watching my sister shop for clothes.
Uh. Pretty sure it’s got nothing to do with being picky, but nice try.
I must’ve packed and re-packed everything a thousand times, and I still feel like I’m forgetting something important.
You and me both, mate. But everything’s just about sorted now. Took bloody long enough, but I think we’re all set.
“I think” being the operative term, here.
I must’ve packed and re-packed everything a thousand times, and I still feel like I’m forgetting something important.
